Geoff's Greatest Grants V

Welcome back my friends to the Land of Weird.  So much to choose from this time around…

 

I’ve been to Wyoming and Montana only a few times; beautiful county and I hope to return for a longer stay at some point, but what I didn’t realize is how popular that region was in receiving grant funding.  Here are some highlights of recent funding opportunities for the two states:

 

Geologic Resources and Updated Mineral Potential in Montana  - $30,000

Cadastral Data Base in Montana  - $1,250,000

2010 USDA-NRCS Montana Conservation Innovation Grants  - $350,000

National Park Service- Exotic Snail Inventory and Macroinvertebrate Identification at Yellowstone  - $55,100

BLM WY Take It Outside Nature Camp  - $10,000

 

In the past several weeks there seems to be a greater than normal amount of grants with cute little titles too.  So nice to see we’re being creative:

 

Assembling the Tree of Life  - $12,000,000

Project to Avoid Increasing Delinquencies (PAID) through Collaborations with Other Agencies or Programs  - $300,000

Oh By The Way (OBTW) - $18,000,000

Clean-slate design of Resilient, Adaptive, Secure Hosts (CRASH) - $ not stated

 

And what “Greatest Grants” blog entry would be complete without highlighting some grants from the Department of Fish and Wildlife Service and the National Park Service:

 

Bogus Creek Salmon Studies  - $20,485

Lesser long-nosed bat surveys  - $69,000

Palmyra Atoll Rat Eradication - $1,980,000

Coordinate the Construction of Waters and Forage Enhancements at a New Semi-Captive Breeding Pen for Sonoran Pronghorn  - $454,000 (“semi-captive breeding pen”, really?  What in the world is that?)

 

Finally you’ve probably heard the expression “a day late and a dollar short”.  Well, in one of the most ironic things I’ve seen in some time, FEMA issued a grant announcement on June 2nd entitled the Pre-disaster Mitigation Program whereby they intend to spend $100,000,000 “to implement a sustained pre-disaster natural hazard mitigation program”.  The only problem?  The BP oil spill happened on April 20th.